Dildos, Reviews

Uberrime Splendid Dual-Density Dildo

When I snagged one of Uberrime’s Splendid Dual-Density Dildos this month, I couldn’t help but think back to when I first started buying silicone dildos years go. At the time, delightfully squishy dual-density silicone dildos were few and far between. Vixen Creations had their line of VixSkin dildos and Tantus’ O2 line was generating a ton of buzz. But that was about it. Now a quick browse through the offerings at my favorite toy shop yields precisely one metric fuckton of options for dual-density dildos. We’re spoiled, ya’ll. So when Uberrime entered the crowded dildo market recently, they needed something truly great to set them apart. And they’ve more than accomplished that with the Splendid Dual-Density Dildo.

Overview

Uberrime’s Splendid is currently available in three sizes. All of them are handmade in Florida from 100% Platinum silicone. I purchased the original size, which is now the medium Splendid, directly from Uberrime as a “color experiment.” That means that the gorgeous white/gold pearl color I have is one-of-a-kind. But fortunately for everyone, Uberrime offers Splendid in at least seven other luxe pearlized color options from a placid Pearl Green to a darling Pink Pearl to White Pearl ombre.

I think I was immediately attracted to Splendid’s modern stylized design. It’s best described as semi-realistic. Its prominent veining and realistic head are familiar and yet, its smooth finish and artful g-spotting (or p-spotting!) curve seem more “sculpture” than “sex toy.” It’s the kind of piece you want to leave on the coffee table for company to admire as an objet d’art. But I suppose that depends on the kind of company you keep.


White dildo on a marble surface
No, it’s not a giant. Those are miniature perfume bottles.

In Use

At 1.67 inches in diameter, Splendid is just a bit girthier than most of what I would consider ideal for my vagina. Girthy and I don’t always get along. I knew, however, that because it’s a dual-density dildo, I would have an easier time than I would with something harder. The combination of a soft exterior and a firm core is ideal. Not only is the feel more realistic (that’s not something I really care about personally), it’s also just more comfortable. That especially applies to thrusting. If I were thrusting a much firmer version of this design, the veiny texture would have been a rough ride.

The base of a dildo on a marble surface
Uberrime’s signature swirling base

For reference, I compare all dual-density dildos against Vixen’s Mustang. It’s my glass slipper. It’s just perfect for me in every way. Uberrime’s offering is noticeably firmer. Whereas some dual-density dildos flop around wildly, Splendid stands on its own; resolute and statuesque. The head is also remarkably less squishy. Presumably, the firm core extends further into the head on the Splendid. A firmer feel is to be expected though, as the thicker the toy, the firmer overall feel. Splendid’s dual-density squishes a bit when you need it to while also providing enough pressure for intense g-spot stimulation.

I picked up this dildo knowing that it was going to be a bit of challenge for me. It’s almost a quarter inch larger in diameter than I’m used to. Honestly though, I’ve been craving more lately. And Splendid delivered. Simply put, it’s the dual-density that made all of the difference. After a warm up with a smaller toy, Splendid offered me the fullness I longed for while the soft outer layer yielded just enough to make it comfortable. It’s the perfect combination for anyone looking to work their way up from smaller dildos without ever feeling like they’re being impaled.

The Same Questions We Always Ask

  • Manufacturer? Uberrime
  • Material? 100% Platinum Silicone
  • Price? ~$70
  • Body-Safe? Yes
  • Dimensions? Max diameter: 1.67” x Length: 6”; 5.5” Insertable
  • Anal-Safe (does it have a flared base)? Yes
  • Suggested Use? G-spot or prostate stimulation
  • O-ring Compatible? Yes, but untested by me
  • Vac-u-lock Compatible? No
  • Lube? Use plenty of water-based lube
  • Ease of cleaning? Easy Peasy. As with other silicone dildos, wash with soap and water before and after each use. To sanitize: wash with soap and water, rinse and follow using a 10% bleach solution with one-minute contact time. Rinse. Alternatively, wash with soap and water, then boil for 3 to 5 minutes to sanitize.  

Final Thoughts

Uberrime says their name is Latin for “luxury, abundance, and or fruitfully copious.” True to form, Uberrime’s Splendid is luxury and abundance embodied. From the elegant swirl of their pearlized pigments to their perfectly balanced dual-density silicone, Splendid is a gift for a person who has everything. Or rather, wants everything: me.

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Uberrime Dual-Density Splendid

$69.99
9

Quality, Usability, Value,

9.0/10

Pros

  • Luxurious matte finish
  • A variety of color options
  • Larger and smaller sizes available
  • Dual-density

Cons

  • Firmer than other super-squishy dual-density dildos (pro or con depending on preference)